Second guessing the day

Do you ever know, before you even get out of bed, that you’re about to have a truly shitty day?

I did this morning.

And I was completely wrong.

So much for that!

I thought it only happened in sit-coms

Just had an unfortunate ketchup shaking accident. A vigorous flourish or two, and suddenly there’s fierce red Heinz ejaculate all over my kitchen wall.

D’oh! as the Ood said to the rep.